yeah! let's... honk and drive, right? so we can get this over with and get some lunch! we are hiring new people, then. any suggestions? yeah, i've been on an interview with 3 people just now, the first one is... birgitta! eh?! what did you say her name was? i can: bi-gi, biii-giii, bigigigitta gitta, bigigi like this, b i r g i t t, two t, a lives in djursholm-
-worked in the papers many years as an editor for a parenting journal. freelancer! i uh, i feel like it can be tough, you know with names like that! yeah... for me it will be extra tough because i have to sit and... pronounce the name a few times a day and when she's presenting herself and all that... i don't want people to think it through ten times so... right, right... just to say the name! it gets too complicated, simply put!
you're right, that's true. we skip that one, remove! good merits, but thanks and goodbye! next! clas-gã¶ran... i never understood that about double names... i never understood that either... what were the parents thinking?! they couldn't decide if they wanted a clas or gã¶ran, so just mixed it all up, instead?
i think it's silly! he lives in bromma! but... bromma? yes, bromma! bromma. bromma-blocks, you know? could turn out problematic... yeah, i feel that he's bromma and i'm thinking that he's middle class as well, so that could make it complicated... you know how the brommapojkarna acts, you know like children, and their parents are ceo...
between managers, daddy pays, right? hahahaha! and everyone goes to confirmation camps... in the scouts! always ready! silly, such problematic people! females goes to riding camps and the guys goes to football camps... it needs to be expensive! so, yeah, i feel like... i'm saying no! people who come from bromma were born with silver spoons more or less, you know?
i mean, come on now? he's not the type of person who works hard... but on the other hand, he could focus on different areas, and it would be nice to include bromma on the map... really, yeah! make things happen over there! we can send him out there so he can take care of it, so our guys... don't have to deal with it... i don't want to send fatima to bromma, you know? no... yuck!
she's too good for that, yeah... ugh! we put clas-gã¶ran on hold then, we wait! we also have mã¤rtha. 29 years old, from sã¶dermalm. then she has studied in uppsala university! can i see her picture? yeah, pretty! yeah, she's really fine, really fine! she's blond, which is pretty! reminds me of rapunzel...
she looks aryan! yeah, really! nice! thin! yeah, she has really good breasts too! ahh, yeah... ummm! she can fill a role here, actually... yeah, pretty women are needed, definitely! yeah, you can disregard her being from that sloppy place. it's simple for them to be loved by the people!
we have to present their ethnic origins when we present them- of course, really important! so that people can, you know... perhaps they know someone from that place! yeah, so they can connect with one another! maybe they even meet someone else from sã¶dermalm, djursholm or bromma... they can do things together and... if they don't have anything to talk about at least they can comment on each others hair or feel it or something... because it's so fine and pretty and, straight... i want to keep our best if possible!
i mean fatima, gebre, mohamed, those people are worth gold! and we take komi (?) and devi, they are top notch...! geniuses! we don't want them to feel threatened, so we could fill them quickly where it's needed right now and then... we can just, *click*! swipe! right! poof! thanks and goodbye! hour wage! yeah!
if it was the case that frida was home sick, we could call clas-gã¶ran, or mã¤rtha, for one days work! fantastic, you can stand on our hourly substitute list, they will be truly thankful for that, so then we have filled the svenne quota! yes, high five! let's go get some lunch!
let's go for some kebab today, or? let's do kebab! i once had a buddy who ate those so called homemade "kottbullar"... really? disgusting!
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