Thursday, June 8, 2017

parenting club


as a kid, didn’t you hate when your momdrove around in circles passing the same trailer just so that you had no choice but to listento her? when the family is packing to move to houston,we can see a bumper sticker on olivia's car that reads, "atherton elementary honor studenton board." that school is actually located in houston. no matter how hard you try to make cigarettesdisappear they always come back. he is actually quoting the song "bitch" and the actuallyric is "when you call my name, i salivate like a pavlov dog." looking at the clock, it took 20 minutes forolivia and mason to walk to the front of the class.

at this pace, no wonder this movie took 12 years to make. that’s littering and now we know why americantourists have such a bad reputation. i don’t know how they will ever win at halo2, the game map changes with every cut scene and the beeping audio also indicatesthat one of them is dead and respawning but the video shows both players running around. in some shots inside the gto the shoulderharness is visible in the bracket behind mason sr. but in the next shot the shoulder harnessdisappears. during the astros game when jason lane iscircling the bases after a home run, the visiting team, the milwaukee brewers,are wearing navy blue uniforms. however, in

the wide shots they are wearing gray uniforms. when the boys are looking at porn on the computer,mindy comes up and says... but only mason gets a haircut. mason doesn’t know how bad has it gottenbefore? haven’t these kids been living together for years now? kids without seatbelts. come on... she could have washed her clothesat olivia’s friend’s house. no, you can’t shoot people just for trespassingon your lawn… not even in texas. the family moves to san marcos but mason’snew school, bedichek middle school, actual location is in austin.they had 12 years to make this movie and they

couldn’t find an actual middle school insan marcos to film. i don’t know if i’d want to take a classfrom a professor that gets their facts wrong. john bowlby was born in 1907. the saw blade changes position and is deeperin the board than before. i was expecting the kid to fall back on thesaw blade. it didn’t happen. bummer. when jim responds, "i like to think it's justa matter of mutual respect," his lips don't move till the word 'matter' is pronounced. passenger window is all the way up… andnow it’s rolled down. a cameraman is reflected on the car window.

the first rule of parenting club you do notwake up a sleeping baby. everybody, stop singing! ok, baby you played your part showing thatmason sr. has another family, now you shall not be mentioned again for the rest of themovie. when olivia is looking at her bills at thekitchen table of her san marcos home and talking about downsizing, she is holding a city ofaustin utility bill. mention of a blowjob but none actually given. when mason is calling his father using aniphone, the image of him in the corner of the phone screen is not the same as how helooks in real life. notice how his hair is different.

mason is shown taking down one picture fromthe display. the shot changes and the picture

parenting club

is back on the display showing him takingit down a second time. while mason is driving to his high schoolgraduation party the clock jumps from 7:30 to 7:28. not only does he successfully graduate from high school but he also manages to time travel. it took boyhood 12 years to win an oscar.

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